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The Brightwater Education Project

Pain & Suffering

The BBRC Acronyms

Friday Potpourri

Deasy is a Ruby

New Member Application Accepted: Curt Cummings

Classification Talk: Chip Erickson

District Leadership Assembly

In Retrospect

Steve Goodier: Humor Makes a Serious Difference

Web Fun

In Retrospect

From the dusty, musty Reveille files ­ Volume 5, No. 30, February 8, 1993.

Invocation from the Rotary Club of Surfer’s Paradise, Australia newsletter “The Gold Coast of Australia” courtesy of Bob McKorkle

Day of Rest

“God is a woman!” the feminists cry.

But any fool knows that’s a terrible lie.

He toiled for six days, spent the seventh in Heaven;

If God were a woman, she’d have toiled the full seven.

After 85 hours of executive meetings,

Bedmaking, laundry, errands and feedings,

Arranging for sitters, and dental appointments,

Shopping for groceries and passing out ointments.

Saturday spent catching up on the chores,

Like ironing, dusting, and waxing the floors.

Then Sunday means hours of preparing the dinner,

The weekend’s no end, it’s just a beginner.

God can’t be a woman as some people say,

Or He wouldn’t have needed to rest on that day.

Because since time first began and we women know best,

Only children and men and God take a rest.”

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