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Hunter the Winning Ticket (Patrol Sergeant Monica Hunter)

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District Conference — Last Chance for the Train to Portland

A Night at the Village Theater

Friday Potpourri

Annual Planning Retreat in La Conner

O’Brien Explains New Venture

Classification Talk: Rob LoBosco

Two Grants Awarded by Community Service

Rotary First Harvest - A Report from Kevin Jewell

Our Correspondent in the South Pacific (Colin Radford)

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Jokes for Women

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."

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A couple is lying in bed. The man said, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world"

The woman said, "I'll miss you."

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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack said as he stepped out of the shower, "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

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He said, "Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to make love to you really badly."

She said, "Well, you succeeded."

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He said, "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"

She said, "That's a good idea. You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and belch."

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He said, "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I give you?

She said, "Turn sideways and look in the mirror."

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