Just got this in from a reliable source. It seems that there is a virus out there called the Senile Virus, that even the most advanced programs from Norton cannot eliminate, so be warned, it appears to affect only those of us who were born before 1958!
Symptoms of Senile Virus
- Causes you to send same e-mail twice.
- Causes you to send blank e-mail.
- Causes you to send to wrong person.
- Causes you to send back to person who sent it to you.
- Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
- Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished the
Oh, No, Another Typo!
My friend's sister was to be married on short notice but still wanted an elaborate wedding. The invitations were ready to be mailed when someone noticed that there were no inserted cards inviting guests to the reception. Undaunted, the mother of the bride typed up a note, made 280 copies and without proofing, enclosed one with each formal invitation.
Family and friends were surprised to read: "Conception immediately following the ceremony in the grand Ballroom of the Holiday Inn. Everyone is invited."
A strong, broad-shouldered young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He especially made fun of one of the older workmen.
After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. “Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that out building that you won't be able to wheel back."
"You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "Let's see what you got."
The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right, get in."
This photo was taken via satellite, on a cloudless day. Note how the lights are already on in Holland, Paris, and Barcelona, and how it's still daylight in London, Lisbon, and Madrid. The sun is still shining on the Straight of Gibraltar, and the Mediterranean Ocean is already in darkness. In the middle of the Atlantic Ocean you can see the Azores Islands; below them to the right, the Madeira Islands; a bit below them the Canary Islands; further south, close to the furthest western point of Africa, the Cape Verde Islands. Note how the Sahara is huge and can be seen clearly both during daytime and nighttime. To the left, on top, is Greenland, totally frozen.