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“Exceeding Customer Expectations,” Brad Worthley, an internationally-acclaimed keynote speaker on customer service and leadership will tell all. He is president of Brad Worthley International, Inc. Bring a guest and find out how to exceed customer expectations, Friday at Glendale Country Club, 7:00 a.m.

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Forty-two members have submitted Directory updates through the new form available in the Member’s Only section on our website. If you want your data listed, get to the form! REMEMBER, when entering the data, USE ONLY THE TAB KEY TO MOVE AROUND THE FORM. Kindly hit the SUBMIT button only ONCE. Just because the button doesn’t talk back to you is no reason to hit it more than once. Each hit results in another form sent to the Club Administrator. If the completed forms had a more colorful pattern, I would save them to paper the bathroom. But, I don’t need all these extra forms. Thanks for sharing!

As for the other 70+ members, you’ve got some work to do. GO TO THE WEBSITE, to MEMBER’S ONLY, CLICK to open, click SUBMIT to offer your ID/PW and the click UPDATE MY INFO. After you’re finished entering your data, click SUBMIT button ONCE! From here on, any updates to the directory will be controlled by YOU! You are now a Certified Junior Web Grunt. Don’t lose your place in line.

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Vol. 17, No. 43, April 25, 2005

IN THIS ISSUE:

This Reveille Home Page | The Friday Program: Radiation & Your Morning Cup of Coffee! | How to Get a Date with Sol | It’s RFP Time! | We Get Letters | Friday Potpourri | Stretch Time for RI Foundation | Nicole Wallace Named SOTM | A Mini Club Assembly | EADS Work Party | Web Fun


Web Fun

Making Lists

An elderly coupled decided to go to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.

Later that night while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. His wife asks, "Where are you going?"

"To the kitchen," he replies.

"Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"

"Sure."

"Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she asks.

"No, I can remember it."

"Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. You'd better write it down because you know you'll forget it."

He says, "I can remember that! You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."

"I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, so you'd better write it down!" she retorts.

Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Leave me alone! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream. I got it, for goodness sake!" Then he grumbles his way into the kitchen.

After about 20 minutes the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.

She stares at the plate for a moment and says, "Where's my toast?

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