known facts about COKE & BOUNCE
BOUNCE, the stuff you use in your dryer:
mosquitoes. Tie a sheet of Bounce through a belt loop when outdoors during mosquito season.
static electricity from your television screen. Since Bounce is designed to help eliminate static cling, wipe your television screen with a used sheet of Bounce to keep dust
soap scum from shower doors. Clean with a used sheet of Bounce.
the air in your home. Place an individual sheet of Bounce in a drawer or hang one in the closet.
thread from tangling. Run a threaded needle through a sheet of Bounce to eliminate the static cling on the thread before sewing.
static cling from hose. Rub a damp, used sheet of Bounce over the hose.
musty suitcases. Place an individual sheet of Bounce inside empty luggage before storing.
the air in your car. Place a sheet of Bounce under the front seat.
baked-on food from a cooking pan. Put a sheet in the pan, fill with water, let sit overnight, and sponge clean. The anti-static agents apparently weaken the bond between the
food and the pan while the fabric softening agents soften the baked-on food.
odors in wastebaskets. Place a sheet of Bounce at the bottom of the wastebasket.
cat hair. Rubbing the area with a sheet of Bounce will magnetically attract all the loose hairs.
static electricity from venetian blinds. Wipe the blinds with a sheet of Bounce to prevent dust from resettling.
shoes or sneakers. Place a sheet of Bounce in your shoes or sneakers overnight so they'll smell great in the morning.
And now, COCA-COLA:
clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet. Let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from
remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.
clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.
loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.
bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan; wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing
the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.
remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains.
will also clean road haze from your windshield.
AND, WE DRINK THIS STUFF!