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Vol. 17, No. 51, June 20, 2005

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Moe, 90, was visiting his longtime buddy, Sam, also 90,in the hospital. Sam's prospects were poor.

"Sam," says Moe, "You know how we have both loved baseball, and how we played semipro together. When you get to Heaven, somehow you've got to let me know if there's baseball."

Sam nodded. Shortly afterwards, he passed on.

At midnight in the next week, Moe awakens to a voice: "Moe, it's me! Sam! There is baseball in heaven! Better yet, a lot of our old buddies are here. We're all young, it's always spring and it never rains or snows. We play baseball all we want, and we never get tired!"

"Fantastic, wonderful, beyond my wildest dreams!" exclaims Moe.

"I'm glad you're taking it so well," adds Sam, "because you're scheduled to pitch next Tuesday!"

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A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience and saw God. She asked, "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

After recivering, the woman decided to extend her stay in the hospital to have a face-lift, liposuction and a tummy tuck. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well look good.

She was finally released from the hospital, and while she was crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by an ambulance.

When she got to heaven and saw God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the ambulance?"

God replied, "Girrrrlllll, I didn't even RECOGNIZE you!"

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