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Vol. 17, No. 32, February 7, 2005

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THIS WEEK

A U. S. Army update by Major General Jim Collins, Deputy Commander of Fort Lewis and I Corps. A current review of the nation’s military stature is his topic. Bring a guest who may be a potential member. Enjoy breakfast at 7:00 a.m. It all happens at the Glendale Country Club this Friday morning!

ADMIN CORNER

The Reveille staff is in need of help like, wow, we need a correspondent to cover a meeting later this month. Maybe Jim Kindsvater would turn over his camera to some other volunteer and Jim could be correspondent. Jim has terrific writing talents they are just covered up by his love for photography. This would allow Jim to sit at the back of the room and not have rotten vegetables thrown at him as he does his photo duty. This would allow some other fine Rotarian to see what they can do taking pictures. The need is for February 25th. If there’s no response to this “ad” by the end of the week, the Reveille editor will begin the process of alphabetizing the prospects. We will begin at “Goldfarb.” Please respond or forever rue the day. (Mark Hough is otherwise engaged that day, and Tom Helbling is also not available.)

WEBFUN

Warning!

This new scam is being pulled mainly on older men. What happens is that when you stop for a red light, a young, nude woman comes up and pretends to be washing your windshield. While she is doing this, another person opens your back door and steals anything in the car. They are very good at this. They got me 7 times Friday and 5 times Saturday. I wasn't able to find them on Sunday.

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Computer Lingo

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Bob the computer guy, to come over. Bob clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.

As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An, ID ten T error? What's that, in case I need to fix it again?"

The computer guy grinned, "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"

"No," I replied.

"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."

So I wrote out: I D 1 0 T

I used to like Bob.

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LegsLG

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