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Vol. 17, No. 31, January 31, 2005

IN THIS ISSUE:

This Reveille Home Page | The Friday Program: Ethiopia Revisited ­ Doug Cameron | Valentine Dinner, February 12 | Rotary Youth Leadership Awards Seminar Program (RYLA­SP) | Friday Potpourri | Classification Talk: Alan Forney | New Member Inducted: Dan Geare | Student of the Month: Patrick Lloid | Web Fun

THIS WEEK

The subject is the USA/China Sports Summit to be staged in Seattle. Bob Walsh is CEO of Pacific Rim Sports Summit and the Seattle Organizing Committee. He’ll discuss the games that are set for Seattle this summer. Buffet breakfast served at 7:00 a.m. Bring a potential new guest to the BBRC meeting at Glendale Country Club.

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REMINDER: The Tsunami Relief account will remain open for another week or so for anyone who would still like to contribute. Send a check of any amount made out to the “BBRC Foundation” to PO Box 3003, Bellevue, WA 98009-3003, or bring it this week to our regular meeting.


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Manly Humor
Contributed by Wally Mahoney

Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to beable to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't, know where to start."

Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't a problem.

Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "cumin" or "tofu." For all I know, they might be the same thing.

Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much, once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.

Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator).

Because I'm a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or have your mother come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about her any more than I have to. Whatever you got her for Mother's Day is okay; I don't need to see it. And don't forget to pick up something for my mother, too.

Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't.

Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2005, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest.

Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?

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