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Vol. 17, No. 29, January 17, 2005

IN THIS ISSUE:

This Reveille Home Page | The Friday Program: Antibiotics ­ Friend or Foe? | Tsunami Relief Total at $9,375 | Annual Valentine Dinner | Friday Potpourri | New Member Application Accepted by Board: Dan Geare | Rotarian of the Month: Sayoko Kuwahara | Student of the Month: Laura Ng | Board of Directors Actions | Web Fun

THIS WEEK

Randy Hardin, CEO of Abiding Home Care, will visit the BBRC to give a program on “Fall Prevention for Seniors.” Falling can be one of the most catastrophic events in the life of a senior. Randy will discuss some ways to help prevent a fall and tips on recovery after a fall, 7:00 a.m, Glendale Country Club.

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A photo session will take place Friday, January 28, to add photos of new members to the web directory. Photo shoot will begin at 6:45 at Glendale. Those who should participate include Jim Allen, Carlos Aragon, Fred Barkman, Curt Cummings, Chip Erickson, Alan Forney, Carol Gibson, Michael Ralph, Hans Giner and Dan Geare. Any other members who would like an update on your mug shot are welcome to show up.


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Explanation of God
An essay written by 8-year-old Danny Dutton of Chula Vista, CA

"One of God's main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace the ones that die, so there will be enough people to take care of things on earth.

"He doesn't make grownups, just babies. I think because they are smaller and easier to make. That way he doesn't have to take up his valuable time teaching them to talk and walk. He can just leave that to mothers and fathers.

"God's second most important job is listening to prayers. An awful lot of this goes on, since some people, like preachers and things, pray at times beside bedtime. God doesn't have time to listen to the radio or TV because of this. Because he hears everything, there must be a terrible lot of noise in his ears, unless he has thought of a way to turn it off.

"God sees everything and hears everything and is everywhere which keeps Him pretty busy.  So you shouldn't go wasting his time by going over your mom and dad's head asking for something they said you couldn't have.

"Atheists are people who don't believe in God. I don't think there are any in Chula Vista. At least there aren't any who come to our church.

"Jesus is God's Son. He used to do all the hard work, like walking on water and performing miracles and trying to teach the people who didn't want to learn about God.  They finally got tired of him preaching to them and they crucified him. But he was good and kind, like his father, and he told his father that they didn't know what they were doing and to forgive them and God said O.K.

"His dad (God) appreciated everything that he had done and all his hard work on earth so he told him he didn't have to go out on the road anymore. He could stay in heaven. So he did.  And now he helps his dad out by listening to prayers and seeing things which are important for God to take care of and which ones he can take care of himself without having to bother God. Like a secretary, only more important. You can pray anytime you want and they are sure to help you because they got it worked out so one of them is on duty all the time.

"You should always go to church on Sunday because it makes God happy, and if there's anybody you want to make happy, it's God!  Don't skip church to do something you think will be more fun like going to the beach. This is wrong. And besides, the sun doesn't come out at the beach until noon anyway.

"If you don't believe in God, besides being an atheist, you will be very lonely, because your parents can't go everywhere with you, like to camp, but God can. It is good to know He's around you when you're scared, in the dark or when you can't swim and you get thrown into real deep water by big kids. "But ... you shouldn't just always think of what God can do for you. I figure God put me here and he can take me back anytime he pleases.

"And ... that’s why I believe in God."

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Been There, Done That

People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the altar. Everyone started screaming and running for the exits, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon everyone had left the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

"Don't you realize I can kill with a word?" asked Satan.

"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.

"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.

"Yep," was the calm reply.

"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.

"Nope," said the old man.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 44 years."

 

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