Contributed by Brian Heimbigner
Creative Job Placement
Take the prospective employees you are trying to place and put them in a room with only a table and two
chairs. Leave them alone for two hours, without any instruction. At the end of that time, go back and see what they’re doing.
If they have taken the table apart, put them in engineering.
If they are counting the butts in the ashtray, assign them to finance.
If they ask why they had to wait two hours, credits and collections is their place.
If they are waving their arms and talking loudly, send them to consulting.
If they are talking to the chairs, personnel is a good spot for them.
If they are wearing green sunglasses and need a haircut, information systems is their niche.
If they mention what a good price you got for the table and chairs, put them in purchasing.
If they mention that hardwood furniture does not come from rain forests, public relations would suit them well.
If they are sleeping, they are management material.
If they are writing up the experience, send them to the technical documents team.
If they don’t even look up when you enter the room, assign them to security.
If they try to tell you it’s not as bad as it looks, send them to marketing.
And, if they have left early, put them in sales.
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