Vol. 17, No. 17, October 25, 2004
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An older lady was pulled over for speeding.
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it four years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see ... can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looked at the woman, slowly backed away to his car and called for back-up. Within minutes five police cars circled the car. A senior officer slowly approached the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
The woman stepped out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem, sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car.
The woman opened the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer was quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman dug into her handbag and pulled out a clutch purse and handed it to the officer.
The officer examined the licenseand looked quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am. One of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
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