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Vol. 17, No. 30, January 24, 2005 IN THIS ISSUE: This Reveille Home Page | The Friday Program: Preventing Falls in the Home — A Primer for Seniors | Peterson Picks up Rotarian of the Month Plaque | Annual Valentine Dinners | Tsunami Relief Tops $12,400! | Retention Team on the Prowl | Friday Potpourri | New Member Application Accepted by Board: Dan Geare | Student of the Month: Madeline Chang | Rotary First Harvest | Judge Jenny, the Sergeant at Arms | Web Fun |
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The Cell Phone Conversation A group of men are sitting in a sauna discussing business and stocks when suddenly a cellular phone rings. A lawyer in the group picks up the phone. "Hi, honey, are you at the club?" "Yes, dear." "Honey, you won't believe this but I'm standing in front of Giovanni's and there's a beautiful mink on sale in the window." "How much is it, dear?" "They're giving it away. Only $5,000. Can you believe it?" "But you already have fur coats?" "Please, dear, it's absolutely exquisite!" "Fine, fine go ahead and buy it!" "Thank you, sweetheart. Oh, not to keep you much longer, but I passed by the Mercedes dealership this morning and saw their new convertible. It was to die for! I talked to the salesman and the one in the showroom is brand new, leather seats, power everything, gold colored. What do you think?" "Honey, come on, we already have cars!" "You promised me that I could get a convertible!" "How much is it?" "You won't believe it, but he said he'd let us have it for $85,000, fully loaded with all the options!" "Okay, okay, go ahead and purchase it!" "I love you, you're the best husband a wife could ask for. I hope I'm not pushing it, but remember our trip we took to Paris? Remember the LaFayette's place outside of Paris with the swimming pool, tennis courts? It's on the market to be sold. I saw it this morning at the real estate agency. If we bought it we would have a perfect place to stay during the cold winter months!!!" "I had actually thought about it. You say it's on the market?" "Really, you were actually thinking about it? Can I go make an offer on it? You know it's not listed very high, and it would be perfect for our type of lifestyle!!" "How much is it listed at?" "Only $1,425,000 sweetheart. It's a steal!" "I guess we've got money put away. Go ahead and make an offer but no more than $1,415,000." "This is turning out to be a great day! Can't wait to see you later tonight to celebrate!!!" "See you tonight dear." The lawyer hangs up the cellular phone and asks, "So, who's phone is this?"
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