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Vol. 14, No. 6, August 13, 2001

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Children’s Letters to God

Dear God …

Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have? * Amy

Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. * Larry

 If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes. * Mickey

 I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. * Nan

In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? * Jane

I read the Bible. What does "begat" mean? Nobody will tell me. * Love, Alison

Are You really invisible or is it just a trick? * Lucy

Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? * Anita

Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? * Norma

Who draws the lines around the countries? * Jan

I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? * Neil

What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything. * Jane

Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if You did, then I'm going to fix my brother. * Darla

Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. * Joyce

It rained for our whole vacation and it made my father mad! He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway. Your friend. (I am not going to tell You who I am)

Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest. * Tom L.

Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before You can look it up. * Bruce

If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her. * Denise

If you give me a genie like Aladdin, I will give You anything You want, except my money or my chess set. * Raphael

My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha! Ha! * Danny

I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over. * Tom

You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways. * Dean

I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions. * Ruth M.

I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying. * Elliott

Of all the people who work for You I like Noah and David the best. * Rob

My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. He's just kidding, isn't he? * Marsha

I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible. Love, Chris

We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You did it. So I bet he stole your idea. *Donna

The bad people laughed at Noah: "You made an ark on dry land you fool." But he was smart, he stuck with You. That's what I would do. * Eddie

I do not think anybody could be a better GOD. Well, I just want You to know but I am not just saying that because You are GOD already. * Charles

I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool. * Eugene