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(Contributed by Earl Falk)
Call The Doctor
On a stifling hot
day, a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection. As traffic began to pile up in all directions, a woman rushed to help him. As she knelt down to loosen his collar, a
man emerged from the crowd, pushed her aside, and said, "It's all right, honey. I've had a course in first aid."
She stood up and
watched as he took the man's pulse and prepared to administer artificial respiration. Then she tapped him on the shoulder. “When you get to the part about calling a
doctor," she said, "I'm already here."
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NEW STATE SLOGANS FOR FLORIDA
FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive.
FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction.
FLORIDA: We count more than you do.
FLORIDA: If you don't like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states.
FLORIDA: We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed.
FLORIDA: Relax, Retire, ReVote, ReCount!
FLORIDA: What comes after 17,311?
FLORIDA: Where your vote counts and counts and counts.
FLORIDA: We're number one! Wait – recount!
Palm Beach County: So nice, we let you vote twice.
Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida.
Sign on I-95 : Florida this way, no, that way, 5 miles, wait, 10 miles.
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