[Handed down by Earl Falk]
Just In case you ever get mixed up between the two, this should make things a bit clearer:
IN PRISON ... you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK ... you spend most of your time
in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON ... you get three meals a day. AT WORK ... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay
for it.
IN PRISON ... you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK ... you get rewarded for good behavior with more
work.
IN PRISON ... a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK ... you must carry around a security
card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON ... you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK ... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON ... you get your own toilet. AT WORK ... you have to share.
IN PRISON ... they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK ... you cannot even speak to your family
and friends.
IN PRISON ... all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required. AT WORK ... you get to pay all the
expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON ... you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. AT WORK
... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
[Final paragraph added by J. Mix]
Still, if you’ve ever visited a prison or had a nice day in the freedom of going where you want, eating what
you want, and doing what you want, there’s no reason to pick “IN PRISON” as a choice. Stay at work – it’s where you belong.
[This from a man who is retired and currently vacationing in England.]
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