ANNUAL RAFFLE: 2004 Raffle Winner | Sales Tips | Sample Sales Letters | Raffle Ticket Store Sales - SIGN UP HERE!

Vol. 18, No. 4, July 25, 2005

IN THIS ISSUE:

This Reveille Home Page | Friday Program: A Citizen Soldier's View of Iraq | In a League of Their Own | "Adopted" Highway Needs Clean-Up | First New Member Mixer | Friday Potpourri | Doo-vall • Bellevue Breakfast Joint Social | Exchange Student Final Report | Latest Post Op Report From John Mix | Web Fun

Web Fun

MARRIAGE SEMINAR

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes." He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?" Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?"

• • •

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

• • •

50 DOLLARS

Every year, Morris would say to his wife, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter."  Esther always replied, "I know, Morris, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars."

The next year, Esther and Morris went to the fair.  Morris said, "Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride in  that helicopter now, I might not get another chance."

Esther replied, "Morris, that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars."

The pilot overheard the couple.  He said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal.  I'll take both of you for a ride.  If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I won't charge you. But if you say one word, it's going to be 50 dollars."

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went.  The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers. But not a word was heard.  He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. 

When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris.  He said, "By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.  I'm impressed!"

Morris replied, "Well, I was going to say something when Esther fell out, but 50 dollars is 50 dollars ..."

TOP

CLICK HERE
FOR MORE INFORMATION ON THE BBRC CENTENNIAL PROJECT

Reveille | Reveille Archives | Meeting Information | Calendar | How to Join the BBRC | Officers & Directors | Committees Member Directory | Short Directory PDF File | Short Directory CSV File | Meeting Make-Up Form | Attendance Statistics | New Member Application (PDF File) | Expense-Funding Request Form (PDF File) | Rotary Foundation Pledge Form | District 5030 Website & Newsletter | Email Us

ANNUAL RAFFLE
2005 Raffle Preseason | About the Raffle | 2004 Raffle Winner

DISTRICT 5030 CLUB INFORMATION
Includes links to club websites and where and when other clubs meet.