|
|
 |
|
|
|
Vol. 13, No. 2, July 10, 2000
|
|
Web Fun
|
|
|
Computer One-Liners
- A bug in the code is worth two in the documentation.
- Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
- All computers wait at the same speed.
- All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
- Willyoupleasehelpmefixmykeyboard?Thespacebarisbroken!
- Any programming language is at its best before it is implemented and used.
- Any program that runs right is obsolete.
- A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
- A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?
- A program is never finished until the programmer dies.
- ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
- Bug? That’s not a bug, that’s a feature.
- A user will find any interface design intuitive …with enough practice.
In recognition of Kopczynski’s takeover Wally Mahoney offers this tribute:
|
|
CAR FOR SALE
‘92 Volkswagon Golf 5-speed for sale. The mileage is only 5 miles – for
real. Always taken care of, and used only in 1st gear and reverse.
Tires and brakes are authentic and have never been replaced. Buyer must come
pick up the car.
Must see picture to appreciate.
CLICK HERE
|
|
|
|
|
|
