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Vol. 12, No. 50, June 26, 2000

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The following are a sampling of REAL answers  received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation’s driving school  (read Saturday Traffic School for moving violation  offenders.)

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is  crossing the road?
A: What for? He can’t see my license plate.

Q: When driving through  fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving.
A: I’d probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave ‘hello’ if he/she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

A man went to visit his 90-year old grandfather and while eating the breakfast of eggs and bacon prepared for him, he
noticed a film-like substance on his plate. So he said,"Grandfather, are these plates clean?"

His grandfather replies, "Those plates are as clean as cold water can get them, so go on and finish your meal."

That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for lunch, he noticed many little black specks around the edge of his plate, so again he asked, "Grandfather are you sure these plates are clean?"

Without looking up from his burger, the grandfather says, "I told you, those dishes are as clean as coldwater can get them, now don't ask me about it anymore."

Later that day, they were on their way out to get dinner. As he was leaving the house, Grandfather's dog, who was lying on the floor, started to growl and would not let him pass.

"Grandfather, your dog won't let me out."

Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching, his grandfather shouted, "Coldwater, get your butt out of the way!

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